Find yourself a sock drawer with an unmanageable mess of socks.
Pick up one sock, any color or style, and hold it firmly in your hand.
Stare deeply into its fibers, the weave of its very fabric.
As you gaze upon the sock, repeat the following mantra:
"I will never pair you, nor match you, nor fold you. I will simply be."
As you meditate, the sock will begin to glow with an otherworldly aura.
When the sock has fully transformed, you will have achieved enlightenment.
But beware, for the sock's power comes with a cost: a crippling addiction to matching.
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